Posted my pic, got through the essay portion alright, now what? Maybe I'll do a quick search to see what's out there. Hmm, what do I want? Can I search for tall, gorgeous, rich, and adores me? Ok, search around my age, around my height (I'm pretty tall), and around my general location. Wow, there's a surprising number of men! Imagine that! Looking through the pics, there's a FEW that look interesting. Hmm, there's one looking for his 3rd wife (as in 3 at a time!), YIKES! A few that are way too old, and way to fat to be thinking they are God's gift to women! Maybe I'll read a few other essays.
So, I can send a "flirt" or a "smile" those are cutesy little "Hey, you're HOT!" type of messages. I can send a card, lots of choices there. I can send an "I'm interested in you," whatever that means. I can send an email. I'm not so sure I want to send anything!! Maybe I'll just wait and see if anyone likes me, yeah, that's what I'll do!
Oh great, there's something called views. I have a bunch of "views" and I can see who has "viewed" my profile! That means they can see if I viewed their profile! Great, I looked at a bunch of 20-something hotties, I was just looking! I promise! Now they're going to thing I'm some kind of sicko!! I think I'll stay offline for a while!
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